It's Bad Behavior Friday™!

U.S. soldieres in Iraq are trading photos of dead Iraqis for access to an internet porn site. (Courtesy Obscure Store)

According to this story, it is common for female eastern European mobile phone thieves to stick the stolen devices up their privates. (Link courtesy BoingBoing.) But that's not the news hook; the story is really about a woman who secreted a stolen phone in her asshole:

In the time-honoured fashion, they then rang the number and heard the tell-tale sound of internal phone action. In this case, however, Brandus had not gone for the relatively-simple vaginal option, but rather the less convenient back passage route.

It did her no good. Back at the station, a strip search quickly retrieved the offending item. Officer Madalin Taranu told local daily 7 Plus: "We've had people hiding things in their bras and knickers before, but this was a new one.... The station doctor extracted the phone and we sprayed it with disinfectant."

Yes... They have a standard, "time-honoured" operating procedure for the situation. Things are worse than I thought.

A chartered plane carrying soccer fans faked a fuel emergency so it could land in time for passengers to see the match.

A Northern Ireland hypnotherapist was accused of sexually assaulting three women who came to his clinic for help losing weight and quitting smoking. The hypnotist, who is said by the report to "perform" under a pseudonym, is 66.

Maybe he should have moved to Fresno, where Amber Frey -- erstwhile homewrecker and short-lived girlfriend of murderer Scott Peterson -- has been getting monthly child support checks for four years from the wrong man. The father of her four-year-old child is actually a man named Funch who owns a local restaurant named Porky's Rib House.

Amber. How could you.