Posts of the day

No. 1: In which a temp hawker of Korean booze gets pulled over by a Chicago cop while riding her bike to work and is later asked out for a date by that same cop.

No. 2: A five-year-old gets the better of his father while the child's mother tries to keep from cracking up. (Related: Six-year-old gets a full definition of the term "butt crack" while the child's mother tries to keep from cracking up.)