Tuesday, May 02, 2006

Spam names of the week

Culled from my GMail spam mailbox:

Belize B. Shotgunned -- early civilian casualty in a secret war in Central America
Sassy K. Souped -- Receptionist-cum-model at the firm's Los Angeles offices
Tasneen Severance -- Her irascible elderly aunt from Alabama
Samuele Kirschner -- obscure early 20th century Yiddish actor

And finally, the piece de resistance: Iraqi Q. Punishable -- the temporary name given to Guantanamo prisoners who won't identify themselves.

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