Everybody must get stoned

For those who have wished that presidential press secretary Scott McClellan and his assistant Dan Bartlett might get pelted with something more than softball questions from a docile press corps, your wish was fulfilled today:

In the blistering heat, Bartlett and White House spokesman Scott McClellan stood waiting for Marine One to land. As the chopper carrying the president descended, it kicked up a massive storm of dirt and rocks that pelted the two staffers.

Scott McClellan, White House