It's Bad Behavior Friday™!

In Sydney, people whose view of Sydney Harbor is blocked by trees have a solution -- poison the trees! Whether they're on your property or not.

A New York tax lawyer was spotted by an alert hotel clerk and arrested yesterday; the shyster was wanted for paying a client so he could have sex with her teenage daughters. That's clearly not the only thing he had going -- they caught him with 30 to 40 Amex gift cards and $10,000 in cash.

Nineteen southern Californians have been arrested in connection with a string of robberies in which the bandits used police badges to fool victims; among the arrested were a former prison guard and former plice officers.

A man and woman were cited today for disorderly conduct (hooray for disorderly conduct!) and criminal mischief in a case which involved microwaving a urine-filled dildo in a gas station microwave oven . And it gets better:

Creighton asked a store clerk to microwave the device so the urine inside would be body-temperature and fool those giving the drug test, Pero said.

Police still aren't sure why or how Creighton chose to use a device that mimics the male sex organ to pass her drug test.

So best.