The horror, the horror

You know what's great about the internet? You can follow events back in that asspit you went to high school in without ever going back there. This just in: some fatal stoner -- oops, I mean "considerate and loving" young man -- disappeared with his punky 13-year-old grilfriend. Meanwhile, a man was arrested for having "non-consensual"... something ... with his underage stepdaughter, and a woman who didn't want to "participate" in a "swinger's party" got whomped in the head with a 2x4 "from the pier." Man, all the pornography I've written about that place just pales in comparison to what really goes on there.