Block that metaphor!

Newsday quotes a filmgoer who refers to the new S.W. film as "the Super Bowl of movies". Well... except for the fact that the movie does not show actual competition, the ending is already known -- indeed, is pre-ordained -- and the performers aren't using steroids.

Probably.

Two can play at that game. Match the cultural figures, metaphors, and genres:

This...                is the...                of that 
---------------------  ------------------------ -----------------------
Paris Hilton           Arc de Triomphe          shrubbery
chipotle               Lined notebook paper     transportation systems
Donald Trump           Eucalyptus bark          ancient Egypt
Law school             Keifer Sutherland        poetry slams
Tom DeLay              blue ink                 Freedom Fries
Richard Branson        Keith Moon               Republican Party
Chick lit              blown manhole cover      con artists
Jerry Falwell          blow jobs                auto manufacturers
Paul McCartney         Nigerian spam            Spanish literature
Barry Bonds            stale turkey gravy       oral sex