Next! on Queer Eye for the Dictator

When U.S. troops hauled Saddam Hussein from his cramped hidey-hole at an Iraqi farmhouse, the dictator had a bushy salt-and-pepper beard, mats of dirty black hair spraying in all directions and bristly eyebrows in serious need of a trim.

Aii, those eyebrows -- sounds like someone needed a makeover!

The main page of the Houston Chronicle site has a large photo of the Saddam dummy -- yes, this is a story about an Army museum creating a diorama of Saddam Hussein's capture -- but if you miss it, check it out here.