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Have you seen the Paris Hilton ad for Carl's Jr. hamburgers? It's pretty lascivious, though I don't know how much credibility the heiress has when it comes to giant burgers. I'm positive she's never eaten one in her life before chomping down in the ad. A single one of those big boys probably equals a tenth of her weight.

Quoted in the story: A university prof who prophesies: "This could come back and bite them in the behind." Now that's really something I don't want to think about in this context.

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