It's Bad Behavior Friday™!

Nothing can beat this lead from the New York Post:

A one-time porn queen, using brazen beauty and come-hither eyes, ripped off six New Jersey banks to the tune of $40,000 in an identity-theft scam by dolling herself up in a black pinstriped power suit and heels and posing as an actual bank customer, police said.

A wag hoaxed a reality show, claiming to fit the bill when they asked for "a parolee who had something to prove" -- something about proving mean parole officers wrong.

"Hank, this is a really big day for you, because you've been vindicated. What do you want to say to your parole officer?"

I look directly into the camera. "You're a motherfucker!"

I don't even want to know the demographic of that show's viewers.

The FDA is looking into allegations that some Viagra users are going blind. What it doesn't say is that these guys haven't had sex with another person in a long time.

Finally, from the Department of No Surprises:

In most drownings, victim wasn't wearing a life jacket

Viagra, parole+officers, hoax, FDA, New Jersey