It's Bad Behavior Friday™!

Conservative television personality Joe Scarborough, a former congressman, was duped by a Schwartzenegger impersonator who appeared on the Howard Stern show saying "If we get rid of the moon, womens, whose menstrual cycles are governed by the moon, will not get PMS. They will stop bitching and whining." Scarborough's subsequently ranted, "Hey, Governor, way to make 50 percent of California's voting population turn frigid towards you. I don't know how it works in Austria, but let me tell you something, friend, jokes about such matters -- not laughing subjects to women in America." Scarborough plans an apology. (Story courtesy Mediabistro.)

A Southern California youth pastor pled guilty to sending child porn to -- not a youngster, of course, but an undercover FBI agent. (You see a story like this almost every day. Are there any actual children on the internet, or are they all policemen pretending to be children as part of sting operations?)

A man who found a severed fingertip in some frozen custard refused to return the finger until it was too late for doctors to reattach it. The man wanted the human flesh as evidence in a lawsuit.

That is a different story than the California chili finger case, leading one to wonder just how often this happens. Meanwhile, the California case, aka the Wendy's Chili Finger case, just keeps getting better and better -- like chili in a pot! Today the SF Chronicle published allegations from the finger-finder's husband's first wife, who said the finger-finder practices black magic. These people, like thedog mauling couple (and there were new developments in that case yesterday too), clearly live on another planet.

If you live in San Francisco, you can go to sex worker school. Positively Amsterdamish!

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