It's Bad Behavior Friday™!

Must start with this one: Combine gay porn on the DVD player with frantic exerbike pedaling, and you too (women only!) can have a "body shaking orgasm" in ten minutes.

Dept. of bad planning: Charity drops glitzy, potentially illegal poker fundraising event.

It's another finger story! Victim bit off part of attacker's finger, providing evidence to convict. No, nothing to do with the chili finger thing. The "victim" bit off an attacker's finger; the guy pled guilty to (deep breath) false imprisonment, aggravated assault, criminal attempt to commit rape, aggravated sodomy, kidnapping and aggravated sexual battery, and got 40 years.

Still on the amputation beat, a woman is suing the Colorado Rockies after she lost her leg in an escalator accident. No "bad behavior" was involved in this case, but I felt we were on a roll with the amputations.

Let's see, the Australians are usually good for one.... Oh yeah! "While parents are out watching live sex at the cinema, their children are at home seeing it for free."

Finally, Gawker Media magnate Nick Denton was heavily pied the other night.