As Bush spoke last night, I wondered why he wasn't mentioning this

The Washingtonienne affair continues to dominate the blogosphere as nothing else has since the Paris Hilton sex tape. And in many ways, this is bigger than the P.H. thing, because it involves real people, whereas P.H. is merely a caricature famous for nothing but being a party-crazed slut. Washingtonienne, on the other hand, actually held a job, and is going to cash in bigtime on her notoriety.

Besides, she's cuter.

Here's info galore on the (now former) Capitol aide, and here (courtesy Wonkette) is a rumor about a six-figure Playboy offer. But read the whole entry for even more rumors. Man, talk about something billowing out of control. And Bush thinks he he has problems!