Finalist, Bush administration slogan

"The Christian in me says it's wrong, but the corrections officer in me says, 'I love to make a grown man piss himself.'"

That's Spec. Charles Graner, one of the grinning perpetrators of the Abu Ghraib abuses, quoted in "secret documents" laying out the events leading to the publicizing of the abuse scandal. The article contains many such amazing quotes.

And in the Guardian, Susan Sontag chimes in with a "shocked, shocked" essay. A conservative answers back, comparing Sontag to Michael Moore, also known for his willingness to criticize his government. Wow, what's more shocking?