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Among its other charms, the HBO series "The Sopranos" provides plenty of humor through the characters' frequent malapropisms. One of the best was when a character, complaining of a frustrating situation,lamented: "It's like an albacore around my neck!!" Last night's episode brought another classic, one which you can't help applying to current events: "We're in a stagmire."

If the gum-chewing character Adriana is on your mind, read this interview from Australia's The Age, and this more recent Assoc. Press piece broadly hinting at what was going to happen to her character in last night's episode.