Bad Sex Writing award

The annual Bad Sex in Fiction Award has been given to British food critic Giles Coren for his novel Winkler. The cited passage includes this description:

...she grabbed at his dick, which was leaping around like a shower dropped in an empty bath, she scratched his back deeply with the nails of both hands and he shot three more times, in thick stripes on her chest. Like Zorro.

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