It's Bad Behavior Friday™!

A Houston woman has been charged with a class B misdemeanor after calling 911 and telling them her "baby" was trapped in a storm drain. Her "baby" was a cat named Baby. Bonus points for the most creative spelling of a name that sounds like Angelica: "Angelikue."

Also from Texas, we have another in our series of stupid-ass suicides. When a sailor at a Naval Air Station someplace in West Texas tried to shoot himself, he injured himself and two others who tried to stop him. The gun went off as they wrestled for it, and a single shot injured them all. Don't try that at home.