Worst use of police resources of the week

Police busted a strip show at a private men's club in Wisconsin, saying the group needed an adult entertainment permit to present strippers. The group, a chapter of the International Order of Old Bastards -- it says they have a million members in 4600 chapters! -- has members with an average age of their mid-60s. But the best bit of all:

Sue Richmond, 54, told the State Journal she supplies the strippers for the Old Bastards through her DeForest business, exotic-dancers.com. She said she began dancing for the Old Bastards in 1972. She described members as well-behaved, adding that dancers earn $150 each plus tips for dancing from 9 to 11 p.m.

That's in Monona, Wisc. -- a suburb, as it were, of Madison. So sad.