And get Charley off the MTA, while you're at it

Nigerian "419" scams hit new heights with this doozy, which posits a secret Nigerian astronaut who has been stuck on the International Space Station for 14 years because his place on a return Soyuz capsule was taken up by "cargo." He needs a small cash advance to get home, and then you can share in the more than $15 million in flight pay he has accumulated during his sojourn in space. I find that irresistible, don't you?