Dept. of Schadenfreude

A few days after posting $5 million bond for ripping off billions from investors, former Enron CEO Jeffrey Skilling was arrested at 4 a.m. Friday morning in New York for "accusing passersby and restaurant patrons of being FBI agents and had pulled at their clothes in search of hidden microphones." The AP story has a slightly different take:

The police source said Skilling ran up to patrons at two bars and pulled open their clothes. "He was shouting at them, 'You're an FBI agent and you're following me,'" the source said.

By the way, how's John Ashcroft's royal pain? Ah, he's okay. Bring on the 9/11 commission.