Control freak

Aging monster Jerry Lewis is interviewed in the Guardian (U.K.). He dictates the article's lead, "is little changed" (though the picture shows him still bloated), and berates the interviewer. "You're sloppier than hell aren't you, Simon?" He squeal-laughs like the Kid. I find my pen. The laughter stops. "You're not gonna write are you Simon? You got tape. You don't need notes."