Memo to Marilyn: Glen Campbell rocks

Cris continues to order products for the cats, especially for Six, the devil cat. He is relatively under-equipped compared to our other cats. One of the things she got was called a Stink Finder, essentially just a portable ultraviolet light which will help you find, according to the box, "blood, urine, feces, saliva, semen, vomit and all other bodily fluids."

It didn't say tears.

Then today, on Engadget, there was this: the VerifEYE, a wall-mounted blue-light scanner you're supposed to run your hands under. I won't explain why. You read it.