Gun racks, 'logos everywhere,' lots of Republicans = 'Utopia'

A Washington Post story about affluent Republican suburbanites attempts to put George Bush's base under a microscope. Pretty entertaining. Though I went to high school in a different Houston suburb, everything in this story is what I found excruciating about living there.

The only hope really offered is the detailed description of the diet of the man who is the main focus of the piece.

Breakfast: "scrambled eggs over congealed grits fried in butter."
Lunch: "a brisket-and-sausage barbecue sandwich."
Dinner: "hamburgers with American cheese, salad and Tater Tots."

So fortunately the guy is going to keel over before age 65, relieving the younger generation of paying his Social Security and medical benefits.