Bad behavior, in advance

These can't wait for Friday.

A junior "Today Show" staffer was fired by NBC after the program discovered he was taking promotional freebies and selling them online -- "everything from food products to perfume." The scam was uncovered when a small publisher discovered several copies of their new release, an Elizabeth Montgomery bio, for sale on Amazon's "new and used" section before the book was even released.

Just in case you haven't seen it yet, there's this hilarious story about a training video produced by the San Francisco 49ers football team on the theme of diversity. The video featured a 49ers flack posing as San Francisco's mayor and "marrying" two Mitchell Brothers strippers, after which the girls fall on the floor making mock love and moaning "Go 49ers!"

49ers, gay marriage