Someone saved my life tonight
Tom Cruise continues to deny his well-publicized romance with a starlet is merely a publicity stunt. The aging action star and Scientology adherent was widely rumored to be gay. Clearly, in the 21st century parading your heterosexuality is considered media-whoring, but rumors about being gay must be crushed.
The entry title is a reference to the Elton John song, which refers to his decision not to marry a woman:
You almost had your hooks in me didn't you dear
You nearly had me roped and tied
Altar-bound, hypnotized
Sweet freedom whispered in my ear
You're a butterfly
And butterflies are free to fly
Fly away, high away, bye bye
Maybe somebody should play the song for Tom Cruise. But shit, he's a Scientologist -- he knows all about being enslaved.
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