Friday, June 10, 2005

Fundie of the week

The Texas governor signed a bill in a church gymnasium this week because he had promised to celebrate its passage "with my Christian friends." The event was duly protested by however many liberal people still live in Texas. This led one of the guests of honor, notorious anti-gay bigot Donald Wildmon, to wonder what people were so upset about:

"Of all the things in the worlds to argue about," he said. "This is not the sanctuary. God ain't in here. He's in there!" He pointed outside in the direction of the church.

I guess Wildmon's God isn't omnipresent. Even the gov was able to set him straight: "He's everywhere. If we did this in a parking lot of Wal-Mart, God would be there."

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