Tyson agonistes

Mike Tyson is out of jail, terrified of a future without money and celebrity, and raising pigeons, says this bizarre profile in the Guardian (courtesy Amy's Robot). Quoth he:

I want to get this part of my life over as soon as possible. In this country, nothing good is going to come of me. I'm so stigmatized, there is no way I can elevate myself. They would give Jeffrey Dahmer a second chance before they gave me another one. If you saw a lineup and saw Tyson and Dahmer and they asked, "Who killed and ate those people?" you would pick me and not Jeffrey.

Heh, that's a good one.