How things really get done

Sarah, 27, who works in publishing and waits tables on weekends to make ends meet, generally hits up exclusive bars and clubs like Frederick's and SoHo House two or three times a week with a group of girlfriends for cocktails, and to find cute, wealthy guys.

"I'm not getting any younger and I need someone who is going in the right direction in life," says Sarah. "I will not date an artist of any sort."

Sarah and the cute, wealthy guys deserve each other. Because when she's 44 and her formerly cute, even wealthier husband starts fucking another 27-year-old girl in "publishing," she's going to get just what she wanted. NY Daily News story courtesy Amy's Robot. And this just in, also in today's NYDN: People like to hang out in Starbucks. One patron is quoted as saying, "Sadly, this is one of the highlights of my social life." She should read the other story.