If you watch for the pies, they will attack with sauce

There are few things as cheering as the picture of Pat Buchanan covered in salad dressing. Hail, Ceasar!

The incident happened just two days after another conservative mouthpiece, William Kristol, was pied as he spoke at a college. Ann Coulter has also been a pastry target, though she ducked.

Could this be a trend? I dearly hope so. My pie list includes Randall Terry, James Dobson, and former FCC chair Michael Powell, though he looks like he moves slow and might be a too-easy target.