It doesn't get any better than this

A motherfucking chocolate fountain. A fountain of... of chocolate.

You know, that would be awesome -- if somebody spiked it with LSD.

A woman hiking in Hong Kong rinsed her face in a stream and picked up a leech that went to live in her sinuses. And yes, there are many rural areas in Hong Kong -- not on HK island really, but on Lantau Island and others.

And in other news, we found this priceless sentence:

The costume's owner, David Cox, said he was waiting inside the terminal at Sydney Airport earlier this week when he glanced outside and saw the baggage handler wearing his camel head.