Monday, July 31, 2006

Further adventures in the 21st Century

So apparently there is this girl named Natalie Reid who wants to become known as "the fake Paris Hilton" -- as if that were necessary -- and a whisper of news was emitted from the entertaino-media-blimp on Friday to the effect that this Natalie Reid person would pose nude for Playboy.

Hello?! What the fuck is going on in this country? Why do we need a Paris Hilton lookalike posing nude when we already have the real Paris Hilton having sex on tape?? What is the point??!?

This would be like Mickey Rourke appearing as Mel Gibson in a docudrama of the Australian has-been's arrest -- when there's already tape of the event, made by the arresting cops. (No, the tape is not yet being shown endlessly on the internet -- but you know that Malibu sheriff's deputy already has a copy of that tape in some lawyer's safe and is probably negotiating right now with a variety of television scandal shows -- and, for all I know, the guy who arranged to have the Hilton sex tape leaked in the first place -- and it's only a matter of time before it gets out.)

Jeez! It's almost as bad as making a movie of the WTC diaster, when everybody already knows all too well what the fucking thing looked like coming down. It was probably the most widely photographed disaster in history -- there's even video of the very first plane hitting.

Oh wait -- they made a movie of that too. Come to think of it, probably people in Hollywood are making deals on the Qana bombing movie right now.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Where do you find this stuff?