Wednesday, July 12, 2006

HOWTO get a girl off

Pretty Lady has some detailed instructions for finding the clitoris and what to do once you're there.
You locate your target and make an experimental probe with your tongue. When she gasps, moans, wriggles convulsively and closes her eyes, continue performing the action which produced this result. Do not stop.

I cannot tell you how important it is that you do not stop.
Indeed. Keep it up and she will be gone, gone, gone. Like a spatula in outer space.

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