Pervert of the day

Someone posts a note from a guy who wants to have his balls painfully squeezed for his fetishistic pleasure.

My knees begin to buckle uncontrollably as you squeeze harder and harder, and you can't help but scoff at me with twisted satisfaction. Finally, I can't take it anymore. I would beg for mercy, but I can barely breathe with such agony! As a broken shell of a man, all I can do is lay helpless on the floor, nursing the throbbing, swollen eggs that so ironically symbolize my masculinity and strength; the irony is nearly as painful as the injury itself.

I know plenty of women who would line up to take part in that fantasy, but seriously, guy: just get a job. They'll rip your balls off in no time.