It's Bad Behavior Friday™! -- "You're killing me" edition

The second Andrea Yates trial is spinning along, with closing arguments set to begin. For those who like their psycho killers in large doses, the Houston Chronicle has, of course, a special page for those who want to gawk.

An Australian man's car went dead in the middle of nowhere, so to get someone to summon help he played dead in the middle of the road. It worked: a woman swerved to avoid him, kept driving, then called the police. "The man didn't think anyone would stop if he were standing up." Now there's a low self-image.

Just so you know: when you shoot someone, the bullets feel bad too:


And also in New York, a man accused of faking a heart condition to get $1.5 million in disability payments collapsed in the courtroom and was wheeled away. No word on his actual condition, but he looks pretty healthy in the picture. "Keep your hands off me, I'm on permanent disability!"

And it wouldn't be right to conclude without the latest incident involving Naomi Campbell.