Nonsensical porn of the day

This is one of them, whattayacallit, click fraud pages or whatever. Obviously put together by some computer algorithm designed to string together paragraphs of smut -- gleaned from God knows where -- as if doing so could produce a psychedelic sex story on the order of Wm. Burroughs.

We sat on our sun beds having lunch and beers. Chris and Jim were setting across from us. They were a great couple and we enjoyed their company but Irina and I could not stop sneaking looks at Jim's huge cock. His cock was hanging half way to the sand when he was sitting on the edge of the sun bed. His balls looked like softballs. I asked them if they go to nude beaches at home. Jim said no that they could not, due to their jobs and community opinions towards dentist and attorneys.

And they both exploded with such intensity that he collapsed on top of her, and she barely noticed. When he could move again, he rolled them, still joined, on their side, and they lay like that, panting for quite a while.

"Not yet," Sandy said. "You must have some desert first."

You know, it almost works. But not quite. Those wascally computers haven't figured out sex writing yet! But the more you read, the funnier it gets.

NB: It's safe to go to that page. But clicking on any of the links on that page will lead you to some dicey porn pages that ask you to download some extremely dubious "codex," so proceed past that page at your own risk.