Can we just designate the 11th of every month as World Terrorist Strike Day or something? Seriously, this is getting out of hand.
Each month everyone could just stay home on the 11th. We don't have to call it Terrorist Day, we can call it Read To Your Children Or Else Have Crazy Sex Day. The more reading to children and crazy sex we have, the better the world will be, and then the terrorists lose.
Or it could be Stay Home And Catch Up On All Those New Yorkers You Haven't Read Day. Imagine the recycling possibilities each month after that! They'd have to give everyone a special container just for used New Yorkers.
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