Stupid book deal of the day

Diary of a Manhattan Call Girl and Diary of a Married Call Girl author Tracy Quan's DIARY OF A TRANSATLANTIC CALL GIRL, to Essie Cousins at Harper Perennial UK, for publication in 2008, by Katinka Matson at Brockman (UK/Commonwealth).

"Perennial"? You took the words right out of my mouth. What's next? Diary of a Pregnant Call Girl? Diary of Call Girl Mommy? Diary of a Call Girl's Botox Treatment?