The human race is just not that into you

An astonishing report on Amy's Robot recounts a recent "hosted discussion," or panel, on sex and dating in New York:

Don't worry, it's not just you. No one is having sex.

At a recent gathering of hot young women, ages 24-26, living the single life in Manhattan, the New York Times hosted a discussion of sex and dating. In the resulting article, the featured women are so averse to sex, serious relationships, dating, and pretty much anything other than maybe kissing acquaintances in a bar, that I can't imagine how anyone in this city is ever going to get any action ever again.

In other words, those thousands of seemingly available women in online personals -- they're looking for something, it's just not you, and definitely not your stuff.

And how are things this fine spring in your town?