Milagrito on the papal selection

Hey boss
im sending you this
from rome what a
clamor let me tell you
this has been
quite a week for cats
first the big fyoonreal
all those long skirts i had
a million places to hide
and the ropes swinging from
their vestaments made great toys

then a konklave but modern
i remember the way it usta be
all the cardnels flitting in an out
gabbing with reporters sekret
or no sekret
thats how we got j2p2
somebody sed well
lets run it up the pole and see
if anyone saloots
and we suffered the misunderstanding
for 25 years

no chance of that this time
the fix was in
i put my name forward
for a miracle oughtta have a chance
youd think but no
instead of a cat they
elected a rat
now i ask you
whats the use

im thinking of becoming a luthrun
luther had a cat i heard
and was known to drop a few
scraps of fish from the table
an luthruns dont have a pope
an if they did theyd pay no
attention